Chaos at Traverse City Walmart Stabbing Leaves 11 Injured
Reading Time: 3 minutesSuspect Arrested After Michigan Walmart Stabbing Leaves 11 Hurt In a Walmart condemned to obscurity in Traverse City, Michigan (the very type of place that you’d least want to picture organizing cherry festivals as opposed to mayhem), there wasn’t this past Saturday afternoon anything that would have been on anyone’s…
Tariff Wars & Toddler Logic: Europe’s Next Move
Reading Time: 3 minutesEurope’s New Deal with Trump – Europe at Survival Mode Ah, Europe. Sacred seat of art, romance, and pasta so buttery rich that one bite will reduce you to tears. But Now, you can go there too to play high-stakes game-of-nerves with Donald Trump, where heads of state will mingle…
MTV’s Reality TV Gave Birth to Modern Influencers
Reading Time: 3 minutes“The Real World”: MTV’s Cultural Chaos Factory It was the early 90s. Hair being big, jeans being larger, and MTV found that most captivating programming ever conceived involved. dumping emotionally unstable twenty-somethings into a house together with practically no regard for individual boundaries to a bare minimum. Enter The Real…
Taylor Swift Names Baby After Herself and Her NFL Beau
Reading Time: 4 minutesKansas Parents Go Swift-Kelce Level Bold with Baby’s Name Days just after they introduced Mt. Rushmore to the world as the list’s newest faces right alongside Beyoncé-Jay-Z and, not surprisingly enough, Kermit-Miss Piggy, they’ve inspired. guess it. baby nomenclature with their monikers. That is right, folks. Less than 72 hours…
Rolling Stoned at 82: For Mick Jagger Age is Just a Number
Reading Time: 4 minutesMick Jagger Celebrates His 82nd Birthday with Full Swag Oh, Mick Jagger. In the advanced age of 82 the man is aging like fine wine if it weren’t for the fine wine getting knocked up, spilled on the silk dress shirt, served with scorpion-tongued sneer that loudly says, “Still got…
From Soda-Can Size to Guinness Glory: Nash Keen’s Story
Reading Time: 3 minutesFrom 21 Weeks to World Record, Meet Nash Keen One-year-old Nash Keen technically qualifies as a world record holder. When he’s one-year-old, he’s done in his lifetime what the rest of us can’t manage to do in a lifetime (you know, aside from having a primo credit history). Good for…
Depression’s Slow Burn: Why Suicidality Demands Attention
Reading Time: 2 minutesPassive Suicidal Depression: Like Dying, but with Extra Steps The term passive suicidal depression represents what many would consider a contradictory expression. Depression made its appearance one morning and decided dramatic gestures were not its style. The mind behind this condition decided against flashy displays so it chose to create a gradual and depressing state. This form of death occurs through an endless series of…
Why Are They Singing? The Delightfully Absurd World of Musicals
Reading Time: 5 minutesWelcome to the Wonderfully Absurd World of Musicals Ah, musicals. That rare and enchanting art form where logic graciously exits stage left, creating a whimsical space for characters to burst into song as if their entire existence were underscored by a grand live orchestra. Picture this scene vividly: You find…
Macron’s Bold Move: France Recognizes Palestine, Defies Netanyahu
Reading Time: 2 minutesThe French President Emmanuel Macron made a dramatic television-style announcement that France would establish official state recognition for Palestine. France launched itself directly into Middle East peace negotiations by making an official declaration. The President chose Twitter (known as X) to share his news after multiple months of indecisive deliberation which was as long-winded as watching Friends or starting Succession. The United Nations General Assembly will host…
West Arctica Scandal: Harshvardhan Jain’s Billion-Rupee Fraud
Reading Time: 2 minutesThe UP ATS arrested Harshvardhan Jain because he operated a fake embassy scheme at Kavi Nagar Ghaziabad that earned him the “Diplomatic Picasso” title of Fraudopia. Yes, you read that right. For seven years Jain maintained a complete fake embassy operation which operated openly while posing as an elite diplomatic center for fake nations. The audacity? Michelin-star levels. The scene shows an upscale house imitating a diplomatic center through Audi and Mercedes luxury cars with official registration plates. Jain…