Author: Trumputin Krasnov

Reading Time: 4 minutesKansas Parents Go Swift-Kelce Level Bold with Baby’s Name Days just after they introduced Mt. Rushmore to the world as the list’s newest faces right alongside Beyoncé-Jay-Z and, not surprisingly enough, Kermit-Miss Piggy, they’ve inspired. guess it. baby nomenclature with their monikers. That is right, folks. Less than 72 hours…

Reading Time: 4 minutesMick Jagger Celebrates His 82nd Birthday with Full Swag Oh, Mick Jagger. In the advanced age of 82 the man is aging like fine wine if it weren’t for the fine wine getting knocked up, spilled on the silk dress shirt, served with scorpion-tongued sneer that loudly says, “Still got…

Reading Time: 3 minutesFrom 21 Weeks to World Record, Meet Nash Keen One-year-old Nash Keen technically qualifies as a world record holder. When he’s one-year-old, he’s done in his lifetime what the rest of us can’t manage to do in a lifetime (you know, aside from having a primo credit history). Good for…

Reading Time: 2 minutesPassive Suicidal Depression: Like Dying, but with Extra Steps The term passive suicidal depression represents what many would consider a contradictory expression. Depression made its appearance one morning and decided dramatic gestures were not its style. The mind behind this condition decided against flashy displays so it chose to create a gradual and depressing state. This form of death occurs through an endless series of…

Reading Time: 3 minutesThe Steele dossier Ah, where do we even begin with this high-stakes soap opera of espionage enthusiasts and political theater? If convoluted chaos were an art form, this dossier would be hanging in the Louvre. Picture this, a former British spy (because who else?) decides to unearth a Pandora’s box…

Reading Time: 5 minutesWelcome to the Wonderfully Absurd World of Musicals Ah, musicals. That rare and enchanting art form where logic graciously exits stage left, creating a whimsical space for characters to burst into song as if their entire existence were underscored by a grand live orchestra. Picture this scene vividly: You find…

Reading Time: 2 minutesThe French President Emmanuel Macron made a dramatic television-style announcement that France would establish official state recognition for Palestine. France launched itself directly into Middle East peace negotiations by making an official declaration. The President chose Twitter (known as X) to share his news after multiple months of indecisive deliberation which was as long-winded as watching Friends or starting Succession. The United Nations General Assembly will host…

Reading Time: 2 minutesThe UP ATS arrested Harshvardhan Jain because he operated a fake embassy scheme at Kavi Nagar Ghaziabad that earned him the “Diplomatic Picasso” title of Fraudopia. Yes, you read that right. For seven years Jain maintained a complete fake embassy operation which operated openly while posing as an elite diplomatic center for fake nations. The audacity? Michelin-star levels. The scene shows an upscale house imitating a diplomatic center through Audi and Mercedes luxury cars with official registration plates. Jain…

Reading Time: 2 minutesPam Bondi entered that spring conference carrying a time bomb which she had elegantly wrapped as a gift. The casual FYI she shared with him? “Hey Mr. President, by the way you are listed in the Jeffrey Epstein documents.” I can only imagine the room full of people clearing their throats at that instant. Three people who allegedly witnessed the exchange stated that it was not a single…

Reading Time: 2 minutesBond Villain Obama and Trump’s Coup Claims Unleashed The peaceful silence of Obama ended as he took a microphone to address Trump’s wild accusations. Trump reached his most dramatic point yet by stating Obama organized a brilliant ”coup” following the 2016 election. The accusations included treasonous activities. Juicy conspiracies need betrayal to complete their flavor profile. Obama spent his supposed retirement time watching Netflix and writing books…